These are the funniest lead you will find on the market. Not only are they funny but very well made with heavier than usual webbing and secured stitching. These leashes have a TM on the sayings. "Sayings available on the colors shown only. These leashes come in two widths as well as two lengths. 4' and 6' 3/4" and 1" Priced at $18.95 Pink Sayings: One of us is a Bitch TM One of us Misbehaves TM One of us is too cute TM One of us loves a big stick TM Blue Saying: One of us has No Balls TM One of us Begs for it TM One of us Comes when Called TM One of us needs training TM Red Sayings: One of us is a Good Kisser TM One of us is codependent TM One of us is Single TM One of us is a sloppy drinker TM Kiwi Sayings: One of us likes Heavy Petting TM One of us like Grass TM One of us is a dirty dog TM One of us has Hairy Legs TM Red Lead Blue Lead Pink Leash Kiwi Leash